Cadbury 5-Star erases Valentine’s Day with F.NS. Cringe Vinash: a great mission

February, the month of all things heart-shaped, is here. Love is in the air, so some of us try not to breathe! The Valentine’s Day bearer turns the world into a giant heart emoji every year and makes us singles the third wheel of our own lives. We pass by florists, and it’s as if a botanical garden had exploded. Meanwhile, we’re here trying to decide between pizza or Chinese takeout.

Dating apps are on fire, with everyone swiping left and right like there’s no tomorrow. And we swipe too, but more like we swipe our credit card for a double cheese. Who needs a soul mate when you can have extra toppings?

Yes, we’ve all been there – rolling our eyes at heart-shaped confetti and avoiding loving couples like a pro. For several years now, Cadbury 5 Star has been the unsung hero of those fed up with the extravagance of Valentine’s Day, opting instead for a day of glorious nothingness. Last year, they even gave us an app designed to keep us away from areas overflowing with “mush.”

But it turned out that even that wasn’t enough. Internet users still deplored the existence of this day and wanted it to cease to exist. Rising to the challenge, 5-star Cadbury steps up to the plate and declares war on Valentine’s Day.

Do you want to know how? Watch the video below:

This year, Cadbury 5 Star is taking its ‘Do Nothing on Valentine’s Day’ campaign to new and unexpected levels, attempting to erase the day from existence with a clever ‘Do Nothing’ hack. time travel “.

Enter the F.NS. Vinash grinding his teeth, a ship whose mission is to cross the International Date Line between American Samoa and Samoa precisely at 11:59 p.m. on February 13, 2024 (American Samoa time). In the blink of an eye, we jump straight to midnight on February 15, completely dodging the 24 hours of Valentine’s Day while the crew members aboard the ship “do nothing.” This mind-blowing mission will be orchestrated from a control room in Mumbai, and the entire shebang will be streamed live on YouTube for the world to witness.

If you are moved by this bold mission and want to be part of the “Erase Valentine’s Day” plan, you can sign up as a “Mission Engineer” by visiting the mission website: www.erasevalentinesday.com. According to the site, mission engineers will not be mere spectators; they will play a “key role in history”. They will virtually log into the control room on February 14, contributing LIVE to some of the decisions made by the courageous crew navigating the uncharted waters of time.

So get ready to board the F.NS. Cringe Vinash – because we are about to ditch the mush and celebrate the art of “doing nothing” on our own terms! Board the F.NS. Cringe Vinash, stay united and let the world know that we are sailing against the tide of all things heart-shaped and cringe this Valentine’s Day.

Disclaimer: This article was produced on behalf of Cadbury 5 Star by the Times Internet Spotlight team.